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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me down my clothes."
I! Finally! Figured...out...how! To punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
And torah shebal peh will not be written and torah shebiksav will be read and not spoken.
There will be torah shebal regel or shebal yad. To get kicked and pushed around if it's neglected.
We will come down from downstairs and up from upstairs.
Nonsense will make sense and sense will become nonsense. The clean will become defiled and the defiled will become clean.
These are all called non equators (doesn't have to make sense).
Yogi Berra was good at these.
See http://www.angelfire.com/ny/hairplug/StupidQuotes.html for more.
Thanks for livening things up. It was appreciated.
See Yitzy, what you accomplished as aside benefit.
-- Take care --
----- Original Message -----
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To: Harry Gruen - Gmail ; a firstname.lastname@example.org ; a Anshi Gruen ; Allan Z Gruen
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:43 AM
Subject: Ever read this one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease,eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.