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WORDS OF WISDOM 

1. People who have pure motives do not need to lie. Pure motive is when you say what you mean and ulterior motive is when you say one thing and mean something else. 
2. The beauty of worse is that it can't get any worse. 
3. When I gaze upon a beautiful snowcapped mountain or sunset, most people would marvel, ponder and admire its beauty. I for one wonder how and who got it there. † 
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WARNINGS FOR INTERNET USERS 
1. IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND IT'S A PAIN IN THE NECK. 
2.That girl you donít know who just emailed you doesnít want you to watch her webcam because youíre cute. † 
3. BLOCK them. You donít have to talk to anyone you donít want to. Here (http://www.myspace.com/misc/faq.cfm?question=16) is how you can block someone on MySpace. † 
4. An excellent resource for just about anything online described above is www.wiredsafety.org. 
5. If you see anything bad happen on MySpace, let us know here (http://www.myspace.com/misc/contact.cfm?z=1). 
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! 
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1. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? 
Juan on Juan 
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2. What is a Yankee? 
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. 
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3. Why is divorce so expensive? 
Because it's worth it. 
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4. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? 
Doughnuts 
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5. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 
45 lbs 
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6. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 
45 minutes 
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7. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? 
Through his chest with a sharp knife. 
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8. Why do men want to marry virgins? 
They can't stand criticism. 
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9. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? 
Because those men already have boyfriends. 
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10. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you 
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11. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 
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12. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? 
Because they have cotton balls. 
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13. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? 
Mace will do that to you. 
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14. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? 
Everyone has the same DNA. 
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15. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? 
He walks around saying "Yo." 
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16. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? 
A different bar. 
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17. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? 
They named him "Sum Ting Wong 
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18. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? 
A speech impediment. 
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19. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? 
They're hiring. 
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20. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? 
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe." 
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21. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? 
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! 
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22. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? 
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." 
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23. Why is there no Disneyland in China ? 
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides 
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NOTES TO FRIENDS OF LIVEJOURNAL 

Note to friend non_religion - God Without Religion @ www.livejournal.com/~non_religion/: 
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1. The arrogance of Prayer: It's like telling g-d what He already knows - either what humans need and that He is graet!! 
2. I don't think g-d relies on religion for his personal use or satisfaction. Religion is rather an idea that could be very helpful for those who subscribe to it. 
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Note to: Friend azare - azare @ www.livejournal.com/~azare/: 
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1. I befriended you becaus my parents were both pure blooded Hungarians. I felt a kinship. Just explaining. 
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Note to Friend daeverra - i'm so tired, my mind is on the blink @ www.livejournal.com/~daeverra/: 
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You're so deep, so deep. I appreciate it. 
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Note to Friend djgrom - djgrom @ www.livejournal.com/~djgrom/: 
†Very nice site. I like your depth. 
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Note to frien kpw86 - Kyle @ www.livejournal.com/~kpw86/: 
†I appreciate the serious and honest flavor of your site layout and the content/substance! 
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Note to friend onsede - Kerry Brennan @www.livejournal.com/~onsede/: 
†Your wisdom just pours out. Love it! 
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The big red dot. Multiple buttons (3 cases). 
1st. †1st 1 from right. 
2nd. 1 up 3 across from left. 
3rd. 2 rows up 6th from left. 
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NUDES INDEX ON EZFOTO: 
1 - 41      pilage           1 - wifey08 
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†42 - 131 pilager         22 - tohave 
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132 - 172 pilages        bathst - worth 
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173 - 277 pilagesh       1111 - zzzz 
173 - 208 index           1111 - dig 
209 - 244 pilagesh2     drnknkd - rstnkd 
245 - 277 pilagesh3     rstnkd2 - zzzz 
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278 - 340 pilageshem   1tit - whore 
278 - 313 index           1tit - haven † 
314 - 340 pilageshem2 hawwaian - whore 
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341 - 364 thingys2        bacon - tush 
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365 - 376 thingys3         greek - um4 
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377 - 403 thingys4         blackk - weights 

 

 

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1  pilage 
2  pilager 
3  pilages 
4  pilagesh 
5  pilagesh2 
6 pilagesh3 
7 pilageshem 
8 pilageshem2 
9 thingys2 
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HIDDEN FILES ON L-ORD.US (23

on index page: (3
# 0f pages - click "site"
firstpage - geocities - click 2nd mention of "frontpage"
meaningless?


on meaningless ?: (8
9/11 - click on "9/11"

shimenes  > wtc, video, pilage, gifs, coolstuff, blogs > xangatgfxangata , xangahg , myspace , livejournal, personal blog, books.

on faith & belief page: (3
VP - click on "faith"
family
Final - click on "and"

on general page: (2
hiscom - text only for "a history" - click on "general"
a history - click on "page"

on peace page: (2
notes - click on "expertise"
noten - text only for "notes" - click on "peace"

on 1st book: (2
apartment - click on "reside" book2/7
bad, good - click on "good" book2/13

on 2nd book: (2
david's lecture - click on "david" book1/9
kollel - click on "disciples" book1/9


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